Wednesday, October 31, 2007

the bullies, no?

let me tell you a story,
a super funny one.
(PS: personally i think its more like a joke)



CLASSIC

girl A- tall, skinny, gollem-like
girl B- medium built, hazardous when provoked, explodes if overheated, a.k.a queen of gambler, non-bully.
girl C- medium built, noisy, queen of gambler, sleeping beauty, non-bully.


so one fine day in sch,
girl B and C recharged their energy by sleeping in class and am excited and super high because they won a measle sum of a few dollars from the class dog.
they rushed down for recess just when the bell rang.
on the way down, they saw girl A walking as slow as a snail down the stairs so they decided to slow down and starting talking to girl A.


the conversation goes like this:
girl B and C: hello!
girl A (monotonously): hey.
girl B: gollem!
girl C( echoes right after): GOLLEM!
girl B and C does the wriggling fingers actions.
girl A: what?
girl B and C: nothing. (:
girl B and C giggles.
girl B and C: why you so tall?
: why you so skinny?
: you really look like gollem!
: why dont you talk to us?
: petty leh you!


after keeping silent until they reach the canteen,
girl A (who was walking in front), turn ard suddenly showing out a clenched right fist, attempted to punch either girl B or C but apparently slipped and almost fall.

girl B and C: LOL LOL LOL (burst out laughing until prolly half the canteen could hear)
note: slightly exaggerated.



so they splited ways to grab their own food, and sat at the same old round table again.

AFTER EATING:

girl C: oie, you super petty eh.
: help me put back my bowl leh girl A.

girl A kept a super pissed face the whole time.

girl B starting sharing a lil about why girl A was so pissed to the other pple sitting on the same table.


everyone kept quiet for about 3 mins,
and girl A burst out laughing for no reasons.
(like what the fuck)



and the nickname gollem was abolished thereafter.


3 years down the road,
girl A confessed that she dont hate/dislike girl B and C.
she only wished that girl B and C didnt pick her as their bully victim.



finally,
girl B said: i got bully you meh?



like the saying goes:
a leopard never changes its spot,
the bottomline, once a bully, always a bully.



LOL.



loving girl A and B!
<3

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