welcome back.

hello,
im back!
the trip to hongkong was real tiring, but still, im happy!
the total damage was pretty bad,
and stupid lydia had to comment that i spent so much on "junk",
in her case, because i did not purchase any designer goods.


the 5d4n were all spent on shopping, shopping and more shopping.
no sightseeing, and no disneyland.
except the half day spent at ocean park,
which sucks,
because i dont fancy the underwater creatures or animals there.
plus the long cable car ride was the most terrible i swear.
i was clinging to the pole throughout!
the rides there are boring,
and the scariest ride was closed for maintanence, damn!


weather in hkg,
terrible terrible!
i melted and felt like dying in ocean park, and i'd do anything to just get some air con.


i had several interesting and amusing experiences in hkg.
i remember the night where ken and i headed to ladies street,
i thought that the things were really cheap so i didnt really bargain for any further discount, moreover i feel kinda awkward.
chin ken hon, power, i tell you, he taught me how to bargain without awkwardness.
okay, here goes:

step 1: look interested in buying the item you caught your eye on and start touching it.
step 2: when approached by the sales assistant, ask for the price of the item.
step 3: ask for a calculator.
step 4: press the amount you are willing to pay for the item.
step 5: buy if sales assistant agrees/ walk away otherwise (they will stop you and compromise!)


HAHAHA.
confirm good lah.


several stupid incidents happened at the night markets as well,
when sweetheart, who was holding on to my LV bag because i needed free hands to browse, placed my bag on the table with the A-grade fake LV bags and acted as though he's really gonna leave them there for good.
i screamed and laughed damn loudly until i think the stall assistants damn stunned also.

another one's also about the fake goods,
but this time its the tiffany and co items.
i was wearing my tiffany and co necklace and sweetheart was browsing until he picked up on that was identical to mine and looked interested in buying it.
i then told him in english to play punk on the lady by pointing to the one that i was wearing, and he pointed!
the ladies reaction?

Lady: oh! (in mandarin) ni yi jing you le! (you have the same one already!)
Me: LOL
Ken: LOL

(then we walked away)

confirm bastard!


we shopped in alot of places that are popular with the tourists,
like Central, Causeway Bay, Tsim Sha Tsui, Mongkok, Jordan, and Yau Ma Tei.
things in Mongkok are dirtcheap!
you can easily get nice denim shorts at its like Bangkok, just that the people in Mongkok are pretty rude and rowdy.
we did not really shop in Central, we just went to H&M and got some stuff.
the other shops there are Zara, AX, and other high-market stuff, so we just skipped them.
the stuff at all the other places are pretty affordable, but i think i like Causeway Bay and TST's stuffs the most.


it is pretty costly to have a meal in hkg.
in sg, we can easily get a bowl or noodles or a plate of chicken rice at 3-5 bucks but over there in hkg, it cost at least 6-10 bucks for a similar meal.
for normal hkg cafes,
the waitresses are rude!
we dont even have time to look through the whole menu and they will start demanding for your order.
if you ask them to wait, they will tell you to hurry up because they are doing business, WTF.
yeah culture shock.
but its okay, i can chopchop too,
its sweetheart who's god damn slow!
another thing i cannot stand about the people there:
the way they behave and talk.
OMFG,
i can understand when they take umbrellas and walk around even though its not raining because its crazily hot and humid there,
but they take the umbrellas, walk in the shade with the umbrellas and poke you with their umbrellas, without feeling apologetic!
fuck,
got umbrella already walk in the sun lah,
still walk in the shade/shelter for what!
they dont say 'excuse me' when they wanna get past you; they just push you.
GRRRRRRRRRRRR.
then,
they speak effing loudly!
i think they may have a higher chance of getting ear problems at an earlier age as compared to people of other nations.
HAHAHA.


and for this last part,
im dedicating it for my beloved sweetheart.
:D
thank you for making this trip happen,
and accompanying to shop 24/7 non-stop, and holding all the stuff i bought, squeezing through the crowds, standing in the busy shops feeling outta place, walking in the scorching sun, starving until im ready to stop for food/drinks, and giving me support by telling me "okay buy, okay buy!"
HAHA.
im happy, really.


butttttttttttttttttt,
this part's gonna be about you and your nonsense!
can you please;
1. train your bladder to be stronger because you visit the toilet like 123456789times a day.
2. stop telling me to whack/ scratch your back because it itchy.
3. stop asking me to squeeze your pimple and scold me when i really SQUEEZE them.
4. stop telling me you need to buy scissors because the hair in your nostrils is annoying you, want to buy just go and buy, dont kpkb whole day!
5. stop looking into the mirror when im shopping.
6. learn how to be chopchop and prepare faster than me to get out? faster than me = <20mins to prepare.
7. stop trying to style your hair with wax because it does not make a difference!


okay,
dont worry,
i still love you!
:D



i'll write more down when they come into my mind!
its 0505am,
and i've got morning class at 0900am later,
okay,
bye!